T-Shirt — “Why Take the High Road When You Can Take the Psycho Path” Retro Graphic Tee

This soft, classic-fit tee carries a sly, vintage-inspired design that reads like a wink to anyone who favors dark humor and retro style. The monochrome illustration of a poised mid-century woman lifting a cocktail pairs with the cheeky line “Why take the high road when you can take the psycho path,” creating a playful contrast between polite appearance and mischievous attitude. Wear it on slow evenings with friends, at low-key gatherings, or whenever you want an understated piece that sparks conversation. The relaxed crew neck and clean silhouette let the design stand out while remaining comfortable for everyday wear.

Product features

- Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching

- Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing finish

- Ribbed, seamless collar retains shape and adds elasticity

- Medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric (mostly 100% cotton in solids) for durable, year-round comfort

- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design; tear-away label for itch-free wear

Care instructions

- Do not iron on print

- Machine wash

- Tumble dry: low heat