Graphic Tee — "Life Is a Bitch, Thankfully So Am I" Funny Sarcastic Shirt

This soft white tee wears like a wry smile. The bold, distressed typography reads “LIFE IS A BITCH, but thankfully SO AM I,” a cheeky, defiant statement centered on the chest that lands with humor and self-assurance. Lightweight but sturdy cotton drapes cleanly in a classic crew silhouette; ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape after wash and wear. It’s the sort of shirt you reach for when you want to announce mood and attitude without saying a word — for quick coffee runs, late-night hangs, or the kind of noisy, honest get-togethers where stories get louder and laughter gets meaner. The printed front has a textured, slightly vintage look that pairs well with worn denim, a leather jacket, or layered under an open flannel. Ethically sourced cotton and quality printing techniques mean the message stays sharp through repeats, while the tear-away label keeps comfort uninterrupted.

Product features

- 100% cotton body (solid colors) — medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round wear

- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed knit collar for shape retention and durability

- Seamless tubular knit reduces waste and creates a clean, smooth side profile

- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main front print — crisp, detailed artwork

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron directly on print

- Machine wash

- Tumble dry